This notice appeared in the obituary section of the comics.  Good for a laugh or two.

OBITUARY NOTICE - The Pillsbury Dough boy died yesterday of a yeast infection and complications from repeated pokes in the belly.  He was only 76.  Dough boy was buried in a lightly greased coffin. Dozens of celebrities turned out to pay their respects including, Mrs. Butterworth, Hungry Jack, Betty Crocker, the California Raisins, the Hostess Twinkies and Captain Crunch.

The grave site was piled high with flours, as long-time friend Aunt Jemima delivered the eulogy.  She described Dough boy as a man who never knew how much he was kneaded.  Dough boy rose quickly in show business but his later life was filled with turnovers. He was not considered a very smart cookie, wasting much of his dough on half-baked schemes. Despite being a little flaky, even as a crusty old man, he was considered a roll model for millions. Toward the end it was thought that he would rise again, but alas, his expiration date was up.
 
Dough boy is survived by his wife, Play Dough, two children, John Dough and Jane Dough, plus they had one in the oven.  He is also survived by his elderly father, Pop Tart. The funeral was held at 3:50 for about twenty minutes.

Until you return, fill your days with GIGGLES, JOY, APPRECIATION!